Eventually I will begin to populate this blog with the secret outer doctrine of the PanGaea Cooperative. Illuminating and interesting as this will be, it is as well that you are warned that what this means is that the secrets imparted are only those which are considered okay to pass on to prospective new initiates, and as such, there will be some misinformation contained within them. This is standard secret society practise of course, I'm sure you understand. And if you don't, well, then you aren't suitable material for initiation into our inner circle anyway. Although you are welcome to aid our objectives as an outer general.

In either case, I hope your stay on my Party Palace Terror Star is a pleasant one, and please feel free to indulge in the wide range of pleasures we have on offer...